Long Long ago, But not so long ago, Humpty owned a small farm.
The farm was bright, full of sprites, green and breezy, warm and cozy.
Humpty, then, held this farm, along with Dumpty, happy and gay!
Jack and Jill, sat up the hill, watching the farm, arm in arm.
Humpty got bored, so went back home, leaving Dumpty sitting all alone.
Little John and Goosy Gandor, with Georgie-Porgie, now joined the party.
Jill then thought, why sit lazy, so gave Dumpty, a nice little Kick.
Humpty and Dumpty who sat on the wall, had a great fall.
Johny and Goosy, just to please Georgie, made the farm ill.
This angered Jill, so Jack and Jill came down the hill!
Jill pushed Johny, Johny called Goosy, Goosy called Georgie.
Georgie lost to Jack and out came Jill with good kid Tommy.
Tommy the good kid, watered the plants and fed the dogs,
Tommy the good kid, took care of the farm.
Jill and Tommy, gelled like jammy, sugary and sweet.
On came Peter, the pumpkin eater, just to make the jam not so sweet.
Peter added salt, Jill liked the taste,
Jill pinched Tommy, but Tommy never flinched.
Georgie lost his chair, Peter lost his tooth.
Jill lost her cool, Tommy lost his sail.
Now Tommy sat alone; mostly on the phone,
No ice on his cone, Aching are his bones!!